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[Jul. 23rd, 1977|07:27 pm]
Sirius Black
[Feeling Like: |bitchyhung over ish]
[Listening to: |ears SPLITTING]

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I be a pirate. Yaaar. Vote me.

Okay, so I got up today, and I was on Lily's couch. With my pants on still. She was clothed too, but we were spooning. So I got up quietly and left. Frightening position to wake up in. No Offense Lily. As soon as I left I heard that hag of a sister of hers start screaming about the mess. Sorry Lily, again. It woulda been worse if I had stayed. Agree?

Yeah well, I got home and got fired. So I went to the gym and worked out. Woo.

Kissies.
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-24 03:51 am (UTC)
I said that you were a woman. Because I just felt like doing so... Er. Right.

What the bleeding hell are you talking about, Sirius? Spooning? As in getting up close and personal? I'm not the one who brought the drinks. But I don't think holding any of it against each other would help at this point. Not like we knew what we planned it. So, er, let's try to just leave it behind. Like you said, we managed to keep our clothes on. Good thing.

As for the screaming from Petunia, it ended once Vernon tumbled down the stairs, pulling on some knickers. Worst part of it was that they didn't quite fit him. I believe it's a miracle that I can still see. I thought he had gone home yesterday, but I suppose I was wrong.

You were fired, yeah? Why? I hope I didn't cause it... I didn't, did I? Oh, I'm sorry if I did, Sirius. I didn't mean to. Honestly.

- Lily
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-24 04:09 am (UTC)
No worries Lily. Who wants a Muggle-job anyway. ;D


.. Bitch. Making me a woman.
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-24 04:16 am (UTC)
You had a muggle job? Ha.

Nothing wrong with being a woman. It'll just be a bit harder on you, seeing as your mother was never the "sit-down-and-explain-how-to-do-things" type. Then again, that might be a good thing.
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-24 04:18 am (UTC)
Oh look. The fangirls showed up here and made me a heart-throb pirate. ;D
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-24 04:22 am (UTC)
I hope that my "spooning with you" has kept them from ranting about your lovely hair.
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-24 04:27 am (UTC)
... Yeah... I guess.

[akward quiet]
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-24 04:29 am (UTC)
You miss them, then?
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-24 04:35 am (UTC)
Huh? The Fangirls? Yeah, Right.
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-24 04:38 am (UTC)
Then what's with you finally becoming quiet after seven years of Exciting-Talkative-Super-Sirius?
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-24 04:41 am (UTC)
er.... nothing.
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-24 04:45 am (UTC)
You're lying to me now...
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-24 04:48 am (UTC)
er...


so how is ol' Muggle-boy Vernon?
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-24 04:49 am (UTC)
Don't try to escape it! Black, tell me what it is!


Vernon is off with Petunia. I'd rather not think about it.
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-24 04:51 am (UTC)
Thats disgusting.

He's like a great walrus with less teeth and more smell.
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-24 04:56 am (UTC)
You're avoiding it...

Mm. Petunia and Vernon aren't leaving each other anytime soon, though. I don't know what Petunia sees in him.
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