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Bloody hell! [Jul. 16th, 1977|01:57 pm]
Sirius Black
[Feeling Like: |drainedhung over]
[Listening to: |earsplitting Remus Mummy]

I woke up and I was in a scarily familiar place, then Narcissa walked in, I nearly shat myself.  Hangover kicked in, and Narcissa waited until I was done puking to let me know that I had to leave right then, because Auntie was still asleep, and she had to give me to RemusFuck, so everyone knew where I was I guess? I'd better look at some things, to see what was said when I was shitfaced. She brought me to the three broomsticks and I got a few things from the bartender for my hangover.  I've decided I dont want anymore alcohol ever.  But then again thats what I say all the time. ;D  Remus came in, looking white as a sheet with huge bags under his eyes.. he wouldn't tell me if those were because of me.  I have a feeling I did something very stupid, and made everyone worry.  I also believe it was mostly James' fault as Moony keeps cursing him.  Well, I went home with Remus, and his mum looked very worried too.  She scolded me for about an hour on drinking and driving.  That made me think for a minute.  What'd I drive?

Anyway, so now I sit here, in Remus' room, typing.  I've got several cuts and I'm wondering how I got them.  Feels like I crashed into something, so there you go for drinking and driving.  Ugh... Keep puking.  I must've had a ton of firewhisky.  Remus keeps looking at me with a relieved look, and when I look at him he smiles, shakes his head and goes back to his book.


....fuck.  Where's my motorbike James?

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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 03:04 am (UTC)
I was JOKING. Bloody Hell Remus.
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[User Picture]From: messrremuslupin
2005-08-17 03:08 am (UTC)
Why must you joke about such things, Cabbage-boy?
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 03:08 am (UTC)
Hey. Thats your mom's sex name for me. >D
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[User Picture]From: messrremuslupin
2005-08-17 03:13 am (UTC)
EW! EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 03:15 am (UTC)
Oh yes. Imagine her, squealing in Romanian while I please her.



ew.
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[User Picture]From: messrremuslupin
2005-08-17 03:16 am (UTC)
O_O;

I am so disturbed, it's not even funny...

Ew...

...

THIS IS MY MUM WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-17 03:18 am (UTC)
Maybe Black will use your mother's picture in his next entry...

[ Lily starts twitching ]
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[User Picture]From: messrremuslupin
2005-08-17 03:20 am (UTC)
O_O;

[Remus' eyes roll to the back of his head, and he faints...]
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 03:20 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAA OH MERLIN LILY, I like you more and more each passing day!
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-17 03:24 am (UTC)
Remus...?

-- And Black, is this a good thing or a very, very bad thing?
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 03:25 am (UTC)
I think its bad. Head Girl beginning to have better Ideas than myself. :D
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-17 03:27 am (UTC)
Head Girl? You'll think that I'll make it as Head Girl? Gah... I want my letter now...
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 03:28 am (UTC)
Who else would be head girl but you?! Are you daft?! Maybe Remus will be head girl. :D
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-17 03:32 am (UTC)
I think Remus would make a good Head Boy. He's not a girl .. is he? Or she? Or... gah.
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[User Picture]From: messrremuslupin
2005-08-17 03:36 am (UTC)
[Remus wakes.]

Hrn? Wha's goin' onnn?
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-17 03:42 am (UTC)
... Remus, please don't tell me that you've gotten into the firewhiskey.
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[User Picture]From: messrremuslupin
2005-08-17 03:49 am (UTC)
Huh? What happened?
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 03:47 am (UTC)
You passed out because Lily made a dirty suggestion about your mother nude.
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-17 03:52 am (UTC)
Black, I was just saying that it was possible that you could sink to that level... After all, you do damage children for fun.
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 03:55 am (UTC)
I do not! I didn't know she was only sixteen!
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-17 04:00 am (UTC)
Ohmygod.
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 06:29 am (UTC)
Don't you ohmygod me!
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-17 03:47 pm (UTC)
You're were joshing me about that ... weren't you? You didn't honestly go and ... er.
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 08:35 pm (UTC)
What do you believe?
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-17 09:52 pm (UTC)
That you didn't...? -- But then again, I suppose that you could have...
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