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Bloody hell! [Jul. 16th, 1977|01:57 pm]
Sirius Black
[Feeling Like: |drainedhung over]
[Listening to: |earsplitting Remus Mummy]

I woke up and I was in a scarily familiar place, then Narcissa walked in, I nearly shat myself.  Hangover kicked in, and Narcissa waited until I was done puking to let me know that I had to leave right then, because Auntie was still asleep, and she had to give me to RemusFuck, so everyone knew where I was I guess? I'd better look at some things, to see what was said when I was shitfaced. She brought me to the three broomsticks and I got a few things from the bartender for my hangover.  I've decided I dont want anymore alcohol ever.  But then again thats what I say all the time. ;D  Remus came in, looking white as a sheet with huge bags under his eyes.. he wouldn't tell me if those were because of me.  I have a feeling I did something very stupid, and made everyone worry.  I also believe it was mostly James' fault as Moony keeps cursing him.  Well, I went home with Remus, and his mum looked very worried too.  She scolded me for about an hour on drinking and driving.  That made me think for a minute.  What'd I drive?

Anyway, so now I sit here, in Remus' room, typing.  I've got several cuts and I'm wondering how I got them.  Feels like I crashed into something, so there you go for drinking and driving.  Ugh... Keep puking.  I must've had a ton of firewhisky.  Remus keeps looking at me with a relieved look, and when I look at him he smiles, shakes his head and goes back to his book.


....fuck.  Where's my motorbike James?

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[User Picture]From: messrremuslupin
2005-08-17 02:22 am (UTC)
...

No, I don't know. And it's BECAUSE she's my mother that it worries me...
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 02:24 am (UTC)
Fuck Remus, you remember how my mum called you: Filthy Half Child? Its nothing like that. Understand now?
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[User Picture]From: messrremuslupin
2005-08-17 02:35 am (UTC)
Your mum called me "Filthy Half Child" because she doesn't like muggles. Or half-muggles. My mum could be calling you her 'little cabbage' as a sex-toy name...

Which, knwoing you, isn't that hard to believe...
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 02:37 am (UTC)
NO! EW! YOUR MUM! FUCKING SICK. UGUUUUH. NO.

Its because, well.. Its because one time at your house, she caught me trying to cook up some cabbage, because I actually enjoy cabbage, and I was failing miserably. She helped me and we had a great afternoon just talking and cooking dinner, I think you went to the library. So it was just me and your mum, because your da flew off to Romania on business.
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[User Picture]From: messrremuslupin
2005-08-17 02:45 am (UTC)
You... Wait, what?

...
My mum cooked with you?! Oh, dear god, she is in love with you... O_O;
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 02:47 am (UTC)
Oh my god shut up. I was a second year! The summer I visited you for a week. She was not in love with a twelve year old. Now that I'm hot I dont see why not, except that she still calls me by my little kid nick name. its obvious that she still thinks I'm that little boy. :D

She loves me like the son you never were. >D
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[User Picture]From: messrremuslupin
2005-08-17 02:59 am (UTC)
What is THAT supposed to mean?!

Is it MY fault I was attacked at the age of five?!
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[User Picture]From: mesrsiriusblack
2005-08-17 03:00 am (UTC)
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT.

Yes... that was quite a mean cat.

Remus is afraid of his mother's cat Lily.
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-17 03:00 am (UTC)
Are you saying that your mum attacked you, Remus?
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[User Picture]From: charmedlily
2005-08-17 03:01 am (UTC)
Oh. A cat. Yes, they can be quite mean.
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